Masterson's Pub: A Nightmarish Lair of Predators, Neglect, and Filth
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Victoria, Australia is a bar so depraved that it staggers belief. This dive is little more than a refuge for predators like Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a paedophile’s hang out.
This so-called "hipster" bar boasts something trendy, but in reality, it’s a nightmare of neglect where the only sight worse than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the false smiles and deception. The establishment is run by the couple, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in destroying lives, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a police blotter: numerous accusations of intimidation, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.
His digital façade cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to pretend he’s misunderstood. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both pathetic and alarming. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for stalking and harassing vulnerable women. Still living at home is just another indication.
Meanwhile, his wife, the accomplice, stands by apathetically, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems complicit in enabling her husband’s vile behavior breaking news while handing out cocktails and taking advantage of vulnerable women. It’s a poisonous relationship that has created an environment so poisonous, it makes one regret setting foot in the place for ever setting foot this hellhole.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The establishment is perpetually filthy, with garbage and spills scattered on the floor. It’s not uncommon to see vermin scurrying across the bar or underfoot. The bathrooms are a nightmare, featuring backed-up plumbing and sinks that seem eternally clogged.
Ironically, Peter Cornwell enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered customary at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the squalor that makes this place a shithole; it’s the utter disregard for others exhibited by its managers. They seem to derive pleasure in leaving devastation in their wake, whether through their vile actions or their total apathy towards customer well-being. His thrill is in forcing himself on women, additional reading without consent, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.
A Warning: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a shady spot; it’s a public menace, a breeding ground for danger, and a blemish on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the management’s lack of morals. If you want to stay sane, stay far away this disgraceful dive.
Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Steer clear of this shithole and save yourself the regret.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning an evening out, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be violated.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid bartenders who couldn’t care less, go another bar.
If you are seeking the revulsion of stepping into a filthy, neglected bar, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by sharing this information, we can help protect others from the potential hazards of Masterson’s Pub.
You’ve been warned!